i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7
What we student do in sweden while having english lesson
there need to be more “fuck you” type songs that arent breakup songs because there are plenty of people who deserve the bird that aren’t exes
# walk, walk fashion baby
I heard the subtitles in caesar flickerman’s voice and now i’m confused.
IM IN MY SCHOOLS LIBRARY RN AND IM SITTING IN THE QUIET AREA DOING WORK AND THIS GIRL JUST TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF ME BUT HER FLASH WENT OFF AND I LOOKED AT HER AND SHE GOT SO RED AND SHE LOOKED MORTIFIED AND SHE CONVULSED IN HER SEAT AND KNOCKED HER LAPTOP AND BOOKS OFF HER DESK AND I JUST KEPT LOOKING AT HER AND SHE WAS LIKE ‘IM SO SO SORRY I FOLLOW YOU ON TUMBLR AND I JUST WANTED A PICTURE’ IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD OMGF
MelVFitness posted this image on instagram a few days ago with the following caption:
"Check out my transformation! It took me 15 minutes. Wanna know my secret? Well firstly I ditched the phonewallet cause that shit is lame, swapped my bather bottoms to black (cause they’re a size bigger & black is slimming), smothered on some fake tan, clipped in my hair extensions, stood up a bit taller, sucked in my guts, popped my hip- threw in a skinny arm, stood a bit wider #boxgap, pulled my shoulders back and added a bit of a cheeky “I’m so proud of my results” smile. Zoomed in on the before pic- zoomed out on the after & added a filter. Cause filters make everything awesome.
What’s my point? Don’t be deceived by what you see in magazines & on Instagram. You never see the dozens of other pics they took that weren’t as flattering.”
The Clash helps some of their fans to sneak in before a concert.
I love this so much. Like how stoked would you be if a band you loved helped you sneak into a big show of theirs?
I’ve heard this story before and love that they did this. Stop me if you heard this other one:
The Ramones were playing in England and before the show they were hanging out in the dressing room when someone tossed a stone at the window. They looked out to see some young punks who wanted to get into the show but didn’t have money for tickets. The Ramones reached down and pulled the guys up and got them in. Those young punks without tickets were to become The Clash.
Good to hear they kept it going.
ATTN: ONE DIRECTION
DO NOT MASTURBATE DIRECTLY AFTER CHOPPING JALAPENOS
best endless .gif ever.
“U lil shit get in there.”
This stresses me out every time
be the person your dog thinks you are
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars :~)
tips to write college papers
- begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
- erase when finished with the paper
BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH